This is Jefferson Starship circa 2008. It doesn't need a clever quippy caption, because nothing I could come up with could be more incriminating than the photo itself. But I will say this: 1) the cute blonde is not helping your cause. In fact, she's making it worse by reminding us what normal, attractive humans look like by way of contrast. 2) extra bonus 'stache points. 3) you know things are bad when you're Paul Kantner, you're like, 93 years old, and you're the best looking guy in the band.